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PLAYBOY
Have you ever had any intimate relationships with animals, for example?
FAMOUS AUTHOR AFTER PROFITABLE BOOK TOUR
Did you know that Capucine jumped eight stories to her death, perhaps partly due to accusations that she was a transsexual? Naturally, it wasn’t only that. But still…the question you must now ask is “Did she love animals?”

PLAYBOY
Can we look forward to such a suicide from you?
FAMOUS AUTHOR AFTER PROFITABLE BOOK TOUR
So, you accuse me, as well?

PLAYBOY
Are you now – or have you ever been – a member of the transsexual movement?
FAMOUS AUTHOR AFTER PROFITABLE BOOK TOUR
No. And that is not a slur against anyone.

PLAYBOY
Will you do your Capucine impression for us?
FAMOUS AUTHOR AFTER PROFITABLE BOOK TOUR
No, it’s too early yet – also, could I survive the requirements? But, I have done impressions of Ernest Hemingway, George Reeves, Kqurdt Cobain, and John F. Kennedy. Is that enough?

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